icouldbepackstiles:

mistersourwolftoyou:

” … Say hi to your hand for me. “

Me:  Hi, is the freezer door available to be occupied?
Fridge receptionist:  -looks confused- Why would you need the freezer door deary?
Me:  I want to bang my head with it.
Fridge receptionist:  Uh....sure go ahead.
Me:  -bangs head in freezer- Nope that didn't help.
Fridge receptionist:  It hurts to numb the pain but doesn't get rid of the memories of which caused the pain.

drunkroselalonde:

Hello! Me and my friend are getting a 3 bedroom apt here in Winter Park, FL, message me for details, but the rent would be 300 a month and so far my friend has a car, but I am getting one in the next month if that is needed. I’m just getting kicked out of my apartment (due to my guardians not…

Yeah, I have a car but I’m going to get it fixed here in the next month hopefully. We just need another roommate for a 3 bedroom. It’s two girls and we need someone ok with that. Please contact either one of us. We’ve got most furniture and we are trying to get it by the 1st. 

My computer for school is broke. So I’m using my old Toshiba for now.